Can I tell you something? I’m nobody’s fool. As regular readers of The Laughable Feast are aware, I’ve made an ass of myself on many occasions, more than I can recount – actually I can but you don’t need to know about all of them – and acted like an ass from time to time as well. But never have I been made a fool of on the first of April. My spotless record is a point of pride for me, but how hard is that to achieve? It’s called April Fools’ Day and when it comes around every year nobody, and I mean nobody, should be surprised when one of their so-called friends puts toothpaste in the Oreo cookies.
My dog is already white 😉
75 and still alive. No fooling. Loved it!
Off hand? Ewe