My Exclusive Interview with William Shakespeare – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel
What follows is my exclusive interview with The Bard himself William Shakespeare. We sat down for coffee in the lobby of his assisted living facility in Avon, Colorado. He looked like he’d put on a few pounds and wore high-waisted khaki pants, a short-sleeved checked shirt tucked in, and sandals with dark socks. He was mostly bald with long hair on the sides and in back, and he still rocked the Van Dyke, but it was mostly gray.
DB: Good morning, Mr. Shakespeare. I’m Doug Bercy. Thank you for taking the time to do this interview.
Bill: Please beckon me Bill, young lad. And (waves his arm around the room at the smattering of residents, most of whom appeared to be asleep) doth it appear I have nobler pursuits?