Satan Has No Regrets, Part 2

My Exclusive Interview with Satan – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(the interview continues)

DB: So God’s description of heaven wasn’t what I was expecting. Tell me about Hell.

Nick: Do you want to see it?

DB: No, thank you.

Nick: What would you like to know, Doug?

DB: Well, is it all fire and brimstone? A lake of eternal fire? That’s the way it’s portrayed.

Nick: I don’t even know what brimstone is. What is that?

DB: It’s an old term for burning rock. Sulphur I think.

Nick: Sounds stinky. No, there’s no lake of eternal fire. No burning rocks. No flames at all as a matter of fact. We keep the thermostat at 80, which is a little toasty, but the ladies seem to like it. To tell you the truth it’s the humidity that’ll kill you.