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Satan Has No Regrets, Part 1
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Some Unlikely Subjects Set the Record Straight – Intrepid journalist Doug Bercy sits down with the people you most want to hear from, but never thought you would, for hard-hitting, wide-ranging, and surprisingly frank interviews.


Satan Has No Regrets, Part 1

My Exclusive Interview with Satan – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

What follows is an exclusive interview with Satan, who sat down with me on a busy Saturday night at the Hyde Sunset Lounge in West Hollywood. He was fine with his voice being recorded so this is the transcribed word of the Devil straight from his mouth. For the record, he had no horns I could see, although he had a big pompadour and used a lot of product, so it was hard to tell. And he was not wearing a red tunic but was in a charcoal gray Armani suit with a black turtleneck and a nice pair of Manolo Blahniks. No pitchfork either, just a Coach man purse which he laid on the table and instructed me not to touch. Like God, he wore sunglasses throughout the interview which did give him a creepy look, but I can’t describe him as manifestly evil, just a little oily. Like every other guy in the bar.

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