My Exclusive Interview with Bigfoot – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel
What follows is an exclusive interview with Bigfoot who invited me to his camp deep in the Gifford-Pinchot National Forest of southwest Washington State. I agreed not to divulge the exact location, but it was about an hour’s drive on forest roads from the small town of Randle, situated halfway between Mt. Adams and Mt. St. Helens.
He was tall but not freakishly so, and although quite hairy, his face was decidedly more human than ape. In fact, he bore a striking resemblance to Jimmy Kimmel. I assumed the oversized blue-striped swim trunks were for the sake of modesty, but the porkpie hat and wraparound shades seemed odd.
DB: Hello, I’m Doug.
Zeke: Morning. I’m Zachary but call me Zeke.
DB: Alright, Zeke. Thanks for doing this.
Zeke: Sure.
DB: You’re famously shy and secretive. Right from the top, why do this interview?
Zeke: Well, I don’t want to sound arrogant, but I was kind of a big deal back in the ‘60s and ‘70s. Now nobody seems to give a shit.