God Has a Few Regrets, The Final Chapter

Final Part of My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(the interview continues)

DB:      Another Stella, G?

God:     Nope. I’m good. Don’t want to get a lecture from Generalissimo Eunie. In fact, can we wrap this up soon, Douglas? We’re driving out to Key Biscayne tonight for dinner with some friends and I’d like to grab a swim and clean up first.

DB:      Of course. I’m surprised you have friends here. Human friends. I mean, not dead yet humans.

God:     You want to try that again?

DB:      Please. May I ask who you’re meeting?

God:     No.