God Has a Few Regrets, Part 9

My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(God returns after another bathroom break)

God:    Alright, Douglas. Good as new.

DB:      Is that cologne you’re wearing?

God:    No, I thought I was using hand soap, but it turned out to be some kind of body wash. I’ll tell you what, these fancy hotels have way too much product in the men’s room. It smells like a French whorehouse in there. Not that I would know.

DB:      Me neither. So, can we move back into a little more serious topic?

God:    If it’ll make you happy.

DB:      I’d rather talk about the Devil Rays winning the cup again, but I’m afraid this is my job.