My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel
(a bus boy comes by with coffee service)
God: God bless you, son.
bb: Of course, sir. Do you take cream or sugar?
God: All of the above, thanks. (God puts a surprising amount of cream and sugar in his cup) Anything for you, Doug?
DB: Just black. So, what about your office? Do you even have an office?
God: Sure.
DB: Where is it?
God: Trump Tower.
DB: Shut up. He’s got one there too?