God Has a Few Regrets, Part 7

My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(the interview resumes after a short break to readjust the umbrella)

DB:      Okay, let’s take a break from the heavy stuff.

God:     Amen to that, Dougie.

DB:      Tell me about your home and office.  I mean, if you even have them.

God:     You think I live in a van down by the river?

DB:      No, of course not.  So, can you share anything about the house?  Or home life?

God:     Sure.  First of all, people have some loopy ideas about those.  That I sit on a golden throne in the clouds or on some mountain throwing lightning bolts.  Or, I live in a huge marble palace with giant pillars, a thousand rooms, gardens and pools everywhere, yada, yada, yada. That’s all a bunch of Greek and Roman nonsense.  Truth is, Eunice and I live in a 2,500-square-foot mid-century ranch and we’re quite comfortable.