God Has a Few Regrets, Part 5

My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(God waves over a cocktail waitress)

God:     Good morning, young lady.  My friend and I here would be much obliged if you could make a couple of Bloody Marys magically appear.

cw:       Of course, sir.  Spicy or mild?

God:     What would Jesus do?

cw:       (giggles) Spicy, I guess.

God:     Amen, sister.

cw:       Do you have a preference in Vodka?

God:     Let’s go with Ketel One, thanks.  See you soon (God turns to me and whistles).  Management didn’t waste a lot of money on fabric dressing those girls, did they?  Good thing Eunie isn’t here because she’d smack me upside the head for what she was thinking I was thinking.