God Has a Few Regrets, Part 4

My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(God returns from another bathroom break)

DB:      I’d like to talk about religion if we may.

God:     Ah, yes. The opium of the people. This’ll be fun.

DB:      Well, let’s start there. Is it?

God:     Is what?

DB:      Is religion the opium of the people?

God:     More like the barbiturate, I would say.

DB:      Why would you say that?