God Has a Few Regrets, Part 20
My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel
(Meghan arrives with another beer for Doug)
cw: Uno más Corona, Señor.
DB: Gracias. La cuenta, por favor.
cw: On the American Express?
DB: Please. Okay, G, I’m getting really depressed here. Obviously, we’re not being good stewards of Mother Earth. Is it possible for us to start over again on another planet? You said there are zillions of them. There must be a few that have the right conditions to sustain human life, right?
God: There are. Maybe not zillions, but several trillion to be sure. But how are you going to get there, Dougie? So far, a few dudes hopped around on the moon collecting rocks, and you’ve sent some robot dune buggies to Mars to take pictures and look for a drinking fountain. So what?