God Has a Few Regrets, Part 2

My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(God returns after a short break)

God:    Sorry, that got a little more involved than I thought.

DB:      No worries, Lord. I needed to work on my tan anyway.

God:    Call me G. Please. Is that SPF 30 you’ve got there?  Mind if I lube up?

DB:      Not at all. I should’ve offered, but I guess I assumed you could go without.

God:    Can’t be too careful. My dermatologist is watching a couple of spots.

DB:      Maybe we could circle back to that, but I wanted to ask you about creation. It seemed like, you know, interview question number one.

God:    You’re the expert, Doug. Fire away.