God Has a Few Regrets, Part 18
My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel
(the interview continues)
DB: You mentioned you’re not on Facebook, G. What about YouTube? Since you’re such a movie and music buff I’d think you’d be on that all the time. Do you post on Twitter? Instagram? TikTok maybe?
God: There you go again, Douglas. Let me try to kill all those questions with one answer. I do hit YouTube once in a while, but never social media. That crap will rot your brain. I swear you people spend more time posting and scrolling than sleeping and eating. And speaking of that, do me a solid and find that charming waitress. I’m ready for lunch.