God Has a Few Regrets, Part 14

My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel

(God returns to the pool café, a bit late again)

God:     Sorry, Douglas.

DB:      No problem, G. You hit the exercise room again?

God:     Nah, I could barely move after the Stairmaster yesterday. Eunie and I watched a couple of in-room movies last night and I needed a little extra shuteye this morning.