My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel
(God returns to the pool café, a bit late again)
God: Sorry, Douglas.
DB: No problem, G. You hit the exercise room again?
God: Nah, I could barely move after the Stairmaster yesterday. Eunie and I watched a couple of in-room movies last night and I needed a little extra shuteye this morning.