My Exclusive Interview with God – Doug Bercy for the Swamp Sentinel
(God flags down our waitress Meghan again)
cw: Gentlemen. What can I do you for?
God: I’m famished, young lady. May we see a lunch menu?
cw: Of course. I’ll be right back.
God: So, what’s next on your menu, Dougie?
DB: Well, it feels like it’s a good time to talk about the animal kingdom.
God: Good, I could eat a horse.